I hope this random, jotting finds you all safe and well.
Sorry I haven’t posted anything new in the last little while. Did you miss me? (the sound of crickets chirping) That much eh?
I was very under the weather, and the last thing on my mind was adding new content to Cliff’s Notes.
Anyway, I am still alive,
contrary to common belief, and feeling slightly guilty about the fact that my wp friends have not had anything new from me in days. (cue end of world footage)
I guess, I could have written daily, describing my symptoms and griping endlessly about… well everything. I’m sure you woud have enjoyed that
Day one – Oh **** I feel like #%&% ! Why am I such a &*%#ing wimp? I just discovered a fascinating new substance oozing from my… Did anyone catch the license plate number of the thirty-ton truck that just ran over me? Where the **** is Bob Barker? Not another Flu remedy commercial!!!
I Suspect I may be dieing! …..
Oh ****! where’s my ###%ing bucket!!!
Some of you medical students, out there, might have found it an interesting case study. I seriously doubt it though. Suffice it to say, that, when influenza rears its ugly head, I magicly transform myself into the biggest baby known to man.
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I am hoping to get around and catch up on all your pages and posts today, and then I’ll focus on posting new stuff for tomorrw.
Peace and Love,
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